Elvis CooneyOh, they're great. Thanks for asking, Bob.
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Elvis CooneyI'll see you all tomorrow. Things are gonna get crazy.
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Elvis Cooney[pleading]Let me go. I'm beggin' ya. Let me go. I'm beggin' ya. I already told ya I didn't do it. Please, let me... Please!
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Elvis CooneyYeah, so when I was a kid, I was terrified of clowns. You know, so when I grew up, I decided to face my fears. And one day, I slept with a female clown. Red hair. Big shoes. Wouldn't take her nose off. It was weird. Hmm. I woke up the next morning alone, and, uh, she'd twisted my penis into a poodle.
