Brooke SwinkowskiI know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky-ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you now.
DestinyMy new foster parents, and everyone at my new school, were so nice that I couldn't help but think, are these crackers for real?
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Laura PicklerThere's Advil in the kitchen for your penis.
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[last lines]
DestinyIf there's even the slightest chance she'll win, I'm fixin' to team up with some bad-ass ninjas, to march down to Des Moines, and kick--her--butt.
Laura PicklerI believe in America. I believe we are the best. I believe we're number one. And I won't apologize for that. My husband and I are survivors. We fought tooth and nail to get where we are today. How? The old-fashioned way, hard work, and a can-do attitude. And here in the great State of Iowa, no less, where all great battles begin. My name is Laura Dean Pickler, and this is the cut-throat story of greed, blackmail, sex, and butter.
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DestinyThey were homeschoolers, which always spells trouble.
Mrs. MooreAnd then, God cast down the angels, and they fell to Earth, which is where dinosaur bones come from.
'The Boy from Battle Creek' narratorBut no-one could imagine the show-stopper the boy from Battle Creek would pull out this year: A life-size replica of The Last Supper, that the Des Moines Register called "Better than the original."
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Laura Pickler[in photo op with Down syndrome children] I've always said that your people are the small flashlights that help the dark world find its lost car keys.
Little GirlWhat?
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Laura PicklerAnd Camp Butter... it doesn't just organize itself!
