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Patient And you reckon these will work, do you?
Dr. Martin Ellingham No--I just prescribe them for fun.
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Bert Large Son, I know it's your phone bill and you've got your own money coming in, but those mobile phones damage your head membranes.
Al Large Dad, I've got Bluetooth.
Bert Large There you go, exactly my point.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham All right, Caroline, I'm going to give you an injection.
Danny Steel [gets down on one knee, hands clasped together] I'm saying a prayer for you, Caroline.
Dr. Martin Ellingham [eyeing Danny] Just a little prick.
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Joan Norton Look, Marty, you do realise that the villagers are dusting off their pitchforks, don't you?
Dr. Martin Ellingham Yes. Exactly how many generations ago did the inbreeding start with these people?
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Dr. Martin Ellingham Bert, it's been a long day. Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham Is there anyone here who has a genuine medical problem?
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Elaine Denham I'm sorry. I cannot tolerate imbeciles.
Dr. Martin Ellingham Elaine, when we agreed you'd start at 8:30, you did realise I meant AM.
Elaine Denham Buying biscuits at the supermarket, right, and this bimbo won't let me through on six items or less. All baps up to here and stick-on nails she was. Get this--
[imitates the check-out girl]
Elaine Denham "Sorry. Six items or less".
Dr. Martin Ellingham And you had?
Elaine Denham 20, but that's not the point.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham What do you want, Adrian?
Adrian Pitts I want you to put in a word for me with Chris Parsons. You see, Faulkner is about to move on.
Dr. Martin Ellingham And you're ready to step up?
Adrian Pitts Yes, but I'm getting some resistance from Chris Parsons. Since you two are mates, I wondered if you might give him a call.
Dr. Martin Ellingham I've spoken to Chris. He rang me. He thinks you're an arse. I think you're an arse too. Enjoy your weekend.
[Adrian storms out]
Dr. Martin Ellingham Arse.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham Can you give me his phone number then, please?
Pauline Lamb No. Don't have it.
Dr. Martin Ellingham Remind me what your job is again?
Pauline Lamb He didn't leave a number. He left in a rush, looking like a frightened rabbit. Like all your patients, actually.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham Hello, Fenn, how are you?
Louisa Glasson Don't you think it's a little late for the concerned routine?
Dr. Martin Ellingham What in God's name are you...?
Louisa Glasson When you have precisely one patient I'd think you'd want to visit him in hospital. No, Roger, don't try and speak.
Roger Fenn [very hoarse] He *did* come and see me. Depressed the hell out of me.
Dr. Martin Ellingham It was mutual.
Louisa Glasson Well...
[to Martin]
Louisa Glasson You could've told me.
Dr. Martin Ellingham I tried to, but that woman shushed me.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham [on telephone] Richard Morris, ENT. Dr Ellingham, I have a patient who needs an urgent laryngoscopy. Yes, that is my opinion.
[to the dog who is rooting around in the bin]
Dr. Martin Ellingham Stop it! Stop it!
[into phone]
Dr. Martin Ellingham Well, because I'm a doctor and he's a smoker with a lump in his neck. Would you like the tumour to write to you?
[the dog now has his head in the bin; Martin shouts]
Dr. Martin Ellingham Will you get out of that bin?
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Louisa Glasson This is Miss Glasson from the school, Mrs Richards. I'm just checking on Bobby. Oh, dear, well, I'm sure the doctor will, he's...
Dr. Martin Ellingham [grabs phone from Louisa] Mrs Richards? Dr Ellingham here. Is his temperature still elevated? Right, I'm on my way, what's the address? Yep. Yep. I'll be with you in 15 minutes.
Louisa Glasson Half an hour.
Dr. Martin Ellingham 30 minutes. Goodbye.
[to Louisa]
Dr. Martin Ellingham Do you know where the...
Louisa Glasson Map.
Dr. Martin Ellingham Thanks.
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Louisa Glasson I got involved in a surfing club, of all things. I think what clinched it was the kids saying I'm too old.
Dr. Martin Ellingham Nonsense. People of all ages go surfing.
Louisa Glasson You should come along. It'd be nice to see you out of that suit and in a wet... suit...
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Dr. Martin Ellingham Ah, Elaine. Any chance of making me a cup of tea?
Elaine Denham Make it yourself. I'm not the tea girl.
Dr. Martin Ellingham As you can see, I have patients waiting.
Elaine Denham Well, best go faster then.
Dr. Martin Ellingham White, no sugar.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham [answering phone] Ellingham?
[to Elaine]
Dr. Martin Ellingham It's for you.
Elaine Denham I'm not here.
Dr. Martin Ellingham Elaine's not here.
Elaine Denham Hang on. Is that Greg?
Dr. Martin Ellingham Are you Greg? Elaine for you.
Elaine Denham [whispers] I'm not talking to Greg.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham [Recurring, exasperated phrase] It's not my dog.
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Elaine Denham How come you never asked me out, then?
Al Large Well, there was you and Greg.
Elaine Denham Also, you were a bit of a non.
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