That Christmas Movie Quotes
Bernadette
Strap in, shape up, and gird those loins for the Three Wise WOMEN.
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Bernadette
Jesus was a cool dude. He wouldn't have wanted us to do the same boring Christmas story that we do year after year. He would want a strictly vegetarian multi-cultural funfest.
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MS Trapper
[to Danny Williams, whom she caught napping in class]
Take 10 minutes outside. Maybe the extreme cold will cryogenically reanimate your brain.
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