The Goonies Movie Quotes
[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]
Irene Walsh
Pants and shirts go in the second. Just... just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you translate all that?
Mouth
For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth
[in Spanish]
The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
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Sloth
Hey, you guys!
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Francis Fratelli
[grabs Chunk by the throat]
Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything.
Chunk
Everything?
Francis Fratelli
Everything.
Chunk
[sobbing]
Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
[much later]
Chunk
But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
[imitating vomiting four times]
Chunk
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Mama Fratelli
[tired of Chunk's stalling]
Hit puree!
[Francis turns on the puree blender]
Chunk
No! I'm too young!
[the Fratellis grabs his arms]
Chunk
No, I want to play the violin! No, not my hand! Please!
Mama Fratelli
Now, do I get the truth? Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced?
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Mikey
Goonies never say die!
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Mikey
Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
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Andy
I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey
Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"
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Mouth
[examining coins in the well]
President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...
Stef
Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth
Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.
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Stef
Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...
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Chunk
[running toward the road in the dead of night to find help]
I'm not all alone in the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark.
[Chunk ducks and crawls under a tree branch]
Chunk
But I hate nature! I HATE nature!
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Irene Walsh
Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
Mouth
[in Spanish]
Translation - never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's *sexual torture devices*.
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[Data comes flying into the house knocking over everyone]
Chunk
[saves the statue of Michaelangelo's David]
Hey! I bet you guys thought I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol' Chunk.
[Chunk places the statue on the table, but it falls off]
Brandon Walsh
You idiot!
Mikey
Oh, my god!
[Mikey runs over to pick up the statue and hold the breathalizer in his mouth]
Chunk
[examines the statue]
Look, look! It's not broken. It's perfect! Ha ha!
Mikey
[sees that the statue's penis has broken off]
Oh, my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!
[Mikey tries to put the penis back on]
Chunk
Oh, my god.
Mouth
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
Mikey
Shut up, Mouth!
Brandon Walsh
Shut up, Mouth.
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Andy
Watch this.
[Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing]
Andy
He's just like his father.
Mr. Wang
[in Chinese]
You are my greatest invention.
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Stef
Data where are you going?
Data
I'm setting booty traps.
Stef
You mean booby traps?
Data
THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! Be quiet. SHHH! God. These Guys!
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Irene Walsh
[to Rosalita]
This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
Mouth
["translating" to Rosalita]
If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Irene Walsh
[to Rosalita]
Okay Rosie? Okay? You're gonna be very happy here.
[to Mouth]
Irene Walsh
Come on Clark, we've got much more to do. You are so fluent in Spanish.
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Chunk
Look, how's that? How's that?
Mikey
Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside down!
Brandon Walsh
You dork! If God made it like that, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk
Looks fine to me.
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Brandon Walsh
I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
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Andy
Brand... What happened to your braces?
Brandon Walsh
Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That little...
Andy
Shhh!
[Andy kisses Brand again]
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Chunk
Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey
More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh
More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth
Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk
Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
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Mikey
[to One-Eyed Willie]
Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch]
Mikey
So... that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie... One-Eyed Willie.
[takes a breath from his breathalizer]
Mikey
We have a lot in common, you and me. One-Eyed Willie. You're the first Goonie.
[the rest of the Goonies show up]
Mikey
Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies.
[pauses]
Mikey
How long have you guys been standing there?
Brandon Walsh
Long enough, Mikey. Long enough.
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Richard 'Data' Wang
Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
Mikey
Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Andy
DATA!
Jake Fratelli
I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
[Francis slips and falls on his crotch]
Mama Fratelli
Francis sweetheart are you okay?
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[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data
Why?
Mikey
Why?
Stef
Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
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Chunk
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
Mouth
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
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Stef
You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
Mouth
Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.
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Chunk
[after Sloth kisses him]
Man! You smell like Phys Ed!
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Mouth
No pen. No write. No sign!
Mikey
No, Dad. Don't sign it!
[Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag]
Mikey
Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!
Irving Walsh
[ripping up the foreclosure document]
They'll be no more signing today or ever again.
[cheering]
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Stef
OK, you kissed. Now tell.
Andy
There's something weird.
Stef
What? What is it?
Andy
Does Brand wear braces?
[Stef bursts into laughter]
Andy
Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.
Stef
Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.
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[Chunk and Sloth are chained up together]
Chunk
Want a candy bar? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.
Sloth
Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
Chunk
Here you go.
[Chunk tosses the candy bar to Sloth and it hits him in the head. Both scream]
Chunk
I'm sorry, mister! I'm sorry!
[Sloth rips his chains out of the wall and goes to pick up the candy bar. Then, he realizes he's free]
Chunk
Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.
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Irene Walsh
Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon Walsh
That's Hari Kari, Ma!
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Francis Fratelli
Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.
Jake Fratelli
What do you mean jump rope?
Francis Fratelli
Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope.
[Sloths laughs]
Francis Fratelli
Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: [singing] Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...
[Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up until Sloth tosses both of them]
Sloth
[rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front]
Sloth!
Jake Fratelli
We're in deep shit now, Francis.
Francis Fratelli
Oh, shit!
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Andy
[Watching Brand]
Brand is being so sweet to me.
Stef
Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!
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Mama Fratelli
You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?
Mouth
[nods no]
Mmm mm!
Mama Fratelli
[proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth while Francis ties Andy's hands]
Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?
Mouth
[mumbles]
Mmm hmm.
[Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels]
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[last lines]
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Stef
This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
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Chunk
Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!
Sheriff
Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?
Chunk
Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...
Sloth
Rocky Road? Heh Heh!
Sheriff
Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?
Chunk
Sloth, get back here! Sloth!
Sheriff
Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?
[as Chunk follows Sloth, the phone cord rips out of the wall. The Sheriff hears a dial tone]
Sheriff
Lawrence?
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Troy Perkins
Andy, you goonie!
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Mikey
[to Andy after she hits a wrong note on the piano]
It's OK, you're a Goonie and Goonies always make mistakes... just don't make any more.
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Mama Fratelli
There it is. Okay, Jake, you first.
Jake Fratelli
I ain't going down there, Mama. Are you kidding me?
Mama Fratelli
[pulls out her gun and points it at Jake]
GO!
Jake Fratelli
I can't argue with that, Mama.
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[Brand and Andy are about to kiss after falling down]
Chunk
Shame, shame!
Data
I know your name!
Mouth
Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!
Stef
Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.
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[Chunk drinks from a water cooler while the others try to figure out how to get through the floor]
Mouth
I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
Chunk
Okay, Mouth. That's all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!
[steps towards Mouth, knocks over the cooler, and tries to right it]
Chunk
I got it! I got it! I got it!
[rights the cooler, but the bottle falls off and breaks]
Chunk
I don't got it.
Mouth
Mouth, Mikey, Brandon Walsh: You klutz!
Chunk
Hope it's not a deposit bottle!
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Sloth
Mama!
Mama Fratelli
Come to Mama baby, come on.
Sloth
Mama, you've been bad.
Mama Fratelli
Awww. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
Sloth
Yeah!
Mama Fratelli
Awww. You remember that song I used to sing to you?
Sloth
Yeah!
Mama Fratelli
You were little back then?
[Mama Fratelli comforts Sloth]
Mama Fratelli
[singing]
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...
Sloth
Break! Fall!
Mama Fratelli
No! I only dropped once.
Sloth
Ahh!
[Sloth carries Mama Fratelli to the plank]
Mama Fratelli
Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!
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Mouth
Mikey! Mikey! Come on and make me feel like a woman! Come on and give me a nice lickery kiss!
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Brandon Walsh
My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill...
[Brandon takes a little girl's bike]
Brandon Walsh
[to the girl] Thanks I owe you one.
Girl
My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike.
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Irene Walsh
Boys, I am taking Rosalita to the supermarket. Now listen, I am going to be back in about an hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. Brandon, if he's coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain.
Brandon Walsh
He should be put in a plastic bubble.
Irene Walsh
I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi...
Brandon Walsh
Shit, Ma!
Irene Walsh
I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in. And you, Data.
Data
Data,
Irene Walsh
Data,use the back door from now on okay?
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Mikey
What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth
Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!
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Mouth
You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life.
Stef
Wow! Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
Mouth
Yeah and your looks kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.
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Andy
[to her parents]
Can I take piano lessons?
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Elgin Perkins
Hello little guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Richard 'Data' Wang
We know who Troy is. He's that cheap guy.
Brandon Walsh
My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins
Is your mommy here?
Elgin Perkins
[feigning laughing]
Papers, Bill. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brandon Walsh
Thank you.
Elgin Perkins
Thank *you*.
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Andy
[hysterically]
I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?
Brandon Walsh
You've got a great body.
Andy
How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look... like him?
[the Goonies stumble upon Chester Copperpot's skeleton]
Andy
[screams]
AAAAAHHHH!
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Mikey
[calls for a bathroom break]
Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room.
[Brandon heads to a different cave]
Mikey
Brand, where're you going?
Brandon Walsh
This is the *men's* room.
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Mouth
Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli
It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
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Mama Fratelli
Four waters. Is that all?
[Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth nodded]
Mouth
No! I want the veal scalopini.
Mouth
I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.
[Mouth makes a kissing sound with his fingers]
Mama Fratelli
[grabs Mouth by the chin]
The only thing we serve is tongue.
[Mouth enters his tongue, she uses the pocket knife, three boys shocked and covers their mouths]
Mama Fratelli
Do you boys like tongue?
[Mikey, Data and Chunk shook their heads, she laughs and puts his pocket knife away]
Mama Fratelli
That's all?
Mouth
Yeah, yeah.
Mama Fratelli
Sit down!
[Four boys are trying to sit down. But, Chunk falls off the chair]
Mouth
Are you all right, Chunk?
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Chunk
Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.
Mama Fratelli
Why not?
Chunk
Because they might have daddy longlegs and um... dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!
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Chunk
Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what?
[Everyone screams]
Chunk
It's a stiff.
[Everyone screams and drops the dead body]
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Harriet Walsh
[Sirens wailing]
Where are my boys?
Harriet Walsh
Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand?
Mikey
Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big shit now right?
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Mama Fratelli
Sure, right before they ate him!
Francis Fratelli
Stupid.
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Data
Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey
No.
Mouth
Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data
Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
Mikey
You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
Brandon Walsh
Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
Mikey
That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.
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[Chunk looks at the map]
Chunk
Look! That says sixteen thirty-two. Is that a year or something?
Mouth
Who knows? It's your top score on Pole Position.
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Andy
Do you think there's really any treasure here?
Mikey
Andy this whole ship is a treasure.
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Rosalita
[in Spanish; subtitled]
My God, I'm in such a crazy house!
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Mouth
Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
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Sloth
Rocky... road?
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Brandon Walsh
What about our lives?
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Mikey
Sorry, Dad, we had our hands on the future, but we gave it up just to save our own lives.
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[Chunk and Sloth come across the out-of-control pipes]
Chunk
Yeah. Mikey's been through here, all right.
[Sloth grabs some pipes and pushes them up. He hears a car crash, a woman scream and sirens]
Sloth
Uh-oh.
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[the boys were about to leave until Mrs. Walsh notices something in the living room]
Irene Walsh
What is that?
Chunk
[thinking Mrs. Walsh saw the statue]
Oh, shit!
[Chunk acts innocently]
Chunk
What?
Irene Walsh
*What* is *that*?
[Chunk sees she's pointing to some crumbs on the floor]
Irene Walsh
That is a mess! I want it picked up now, boys!
Chunk
[overjoyed]
Oh, sure! Sure!
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Richard 'Data' Wang
I'm setting booty traps.
Mouth
Booby traps.
Richard 'Data' Wang
That's what I said!
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Mouth
It's locked.
Chunk
Thank God!
Mouth
Hey wait a minute, Chunk. You know I got some naked pictures of your mom. Taking a bath. Wanna buy them?
Chunk
What!
Mouth
Real cheap.
[Chunk charges for Mouth but rams the door open instead]
Richard 'Data' Wang
Richard 'Data' Wang, Mikey, Chunk, Mouth: Thanks, Chunk. Thanks.
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Mikey
It was a retropactum!
Brandon Walsh
Retrospective!
Mikey
See! That's what I said! You always contradict me... I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects!
Chunk
Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies.
Mouth
I'm not a reject!
Mikey
Take that stuff off, you'll get me in trouble
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Richard 'Data' Wang
[Falls through to ship's hold; group of Goonies ask if he's okay]
Data's okay! Data's quite tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons!
Brandon Walsh
Why didn't you use the stairs?
Richard 'Data' Wang
Use the stairs! Stairs! The stupid guys tell me to use the stairs when Data's falling. If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore...
Richard 'Data' Wang
Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions. I've been spending months and months studying on them and inventing them. God!
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Francis Fratelli
[yanks off his toupee, as bats swarm]
Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They're goin' for the hair!
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Andy
[Motions at Brand with eyes]
Brandon Walsh
What are you? Crazy? They're here.
Andy
[hysterically]
They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.
[Brand covers Andy's mouth]
Brandon Walsh
[shouting to the others]
It's the Fratellies. This way. Come on we've got to move! Let's go you guys. Don't fall behind. Let's move.
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Jake Fratelli
Francis, the lock. The lock!
Francis Fratelli
Let go of the handle.
Jake Fratelli
I don't have the handle! Open the lock!
Mama Fratelli
Jake, up! Come on, move it!
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Mama Fratelli
Now tell me where your other little friends are.
Chunk
[crying]
The fireplace.
Mama Fratelli
Don't lie to me!
Chunk
Honest. We went over to Mikey's dads place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure.
Jake Fratelli
Come on, don't give us none of your bullshit stories huh?
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Mouth
Senior Jerk Alert!
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Chunk
[with potato chips in his mouth]
You think your Mom's gonna notice?
Mikey
What?
Chunk
[more clearly]
Do you think your Mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing.
Mikey
I wonder if she'll notice.
Chunk
That's what I said!
Mikey
Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything.
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Richard 'Data' Wang
I'm James Bond Double O Seven, not Double O-Negative!
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Prison Guard
Lunch time. The longer you wait the colder your lunch will get. Come on. Hey you turkey!
[the prison gaurd proceeds to Jake Frateli's cell where he finds him hanging from his cell wall with a note pinned to his shirt. Reading]
Prison Guard
You schmuck! Did you really think that I would be stupid enough to kill myself?
[Jake knocks out the prison gaurd]
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Chunk
[finds the Cherokee]
ORV. Bullet holes. Bullet holes!
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Francis Fratelli
Sloth stop that.
Jake Fratelli
Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?
Francis Fratelli
We've never been to the Bronx Zoo!
Jake Fratelli
Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?
Francis Fratelli
I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!
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Mama Fratelli
Follow them size five's
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Andy
I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!
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Data
Holy S-H-I-T!
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Chunk
I smell ice cream.
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Chunk
Sloth! Come on!
Sloth
Sloth love Chunk!
Chunk
I love you too and you're going to get crushed!
Sloth
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
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Chunk
[finds a Pepsi-Cola cooler out of the restaurant]
Soda pop! Oh! Boy. I am thirsty.
[Chunk discovers the cooler is empty]
Chunk
Damn it!
[Chunk slams the lid]
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Richard 'Data' Wang
Pinchers of Peril! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
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Jake Fratelli
You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.
Sloth
Eh!
Francis Fratelli
Jake leave him alone!
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Data
You know, I am wondering... what is in the bag?
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Mikey
It's another one of Willy's tricks. Get out of the way!
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Data
Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!
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Chunk
You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble.
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Chunk
What's all the stuff in the attic?
Mikey
It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny.
Mikey
That's what I said.
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Chunk
Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?
Mikey
Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.
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Mama Fratelli
The only thing we serve here is tongue! You boys like tongue?
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Mama Fratelli
Jake, these boys are costumers
[the Goonies gasp in panic]
Jake Fratelli
Che vuol dire, ma'? Questo non è un ristorante.
Mama Fratelli
Zitto. Zitto, stupido. Non hai capito niente.
Jake Fratelli
Ah, va bene. Va bene, mamma. Ho capito. Eh, boys, uh? You makes yourselves comfortable, uh?
[to Mama, Italian]
Jake Fratelli
Mamma, butta fuori questi stronzetti.
[to boys, English]
Jake Fratelli
She's going to cook you something.
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[deleted scene]
Troy Perkins
[gets pushed back]
Wha... I just can't wait until Monday when my father kicks all of you trash out in the street where you belong! While you Goonies are piling all your stuff in the moving vans, I'll be teeing off on what used to be your front lawn!
[Troy rushes to Andy and Stef]
Troy Perkins
Our court time is now! Come on!
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Chunk
[in desperation]
Baruch Ata Adonai!
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[Data activates a machine, which prints out paper of money]
Data
Fifty-dollar bills. Fifty-dollar hills? FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS?
Stef
Stef, Andy: Did he say fifty-dollar bills?
Data
Guys! There's hundreds of fifty-dollar bills! We have the money to save the Goon Docks!
[the kids gather around in excitement until Brandon takes a closer look at the money]
Brandon Walsh
QUIET!
[they do so]
Brandon Walsh
They're fake. They're bogus. They're phony bills!
Data
No!
Mikey
I knew these people were from the ozone!
Andy
You get 25 years for counterfeiting!
Chunk
AW!
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Andy
[after kissing Mikey, thinking he was Brand]
You know, you're a great little kid... uh, person. And you know, you keep kissing girls the way you do, the parts of you don't work so good, they're gonna catch up to the ones that do.
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[to go on their adventure, the Goonies tie Brand up with his exercise band]
Irene Walsh
[seeing him and thinking he did it to himself]
Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid?
Brandon Walsh
But, Ma!
Irene Walsh
Look at you. You're hyperventrilicating here. Where's your brother?
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Jake Fratelli
You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.
Sloth
[grunting]
Eh!
Francis Fratelli
Jake leave him alone.
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Mama Fratelli
Trust your dear old mother boys. Throw 'er into four-wheel drive and hold on to your hats.
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[Brandon runs out of the house, gets to his bike]
Irene Walsh
Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna!
Brandon Walsh
That's "Harry Carry", ma.
Irene Walsh
That is exactly what I said!
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Mikey
I swear on my life! They've got an... an 'IT!' A giant 'IT!' When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and...
Brandon Walsh
Yeah, kinda like your brain, right lame-o? Say goodbye to your little pals.
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Chunk
Ah, Shit!
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Elgin Perkins
Alright Walsh. Today's the day so let's get this over with.
Irene Walsh
Irving?
Irving Walsh
I'm sorry Irene.
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[the Goonies hear a deep growling sound coming from behind a large, metal door]
Stef
Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.
Mikey
No. That's the 'It.'
Chunk
Sounds like Kong
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Chunk
Get us into trouble? You're the one who got us into trouble Double-O-Negative!
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Andy
He's just like his father!
[the film falls out of the camera]
Mr. Wang
[In Chinese]
You are my greatest invention.
[Hugs Data]
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Sloth
Chocolate!
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Brandon Walsh
Lowest point nothing, Mikey. Now let's go!
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Prison Guard
Lunchtime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out. You too, down there! Hey, turkey!
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[as Troy used the bathroom, he hears a sound without knowing the Goonies are tampering with the pipes down below]
Mouth
REVERSE PRESSURE!
[Troy gets shot up from the gushing water and lands on the floor all soaking wet]
Troy Perkins
DADDY!
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Andy
[She kisses him]
Brand? What happened to your braces?
Brandon Walsh
I don't wear braces. Mikey wears them.
[pauses after he realizes that Mikey kissed Andy.]
Brandon Walsh
Mikey? THAT LITTLE!
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Data
Guys, 50 dollar bill, 50 dollar bill, hey guys I found a 50 dollar bill.
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Mouth
[as Irene and Rosalita leave, creepily]
Adios, senorita!
Rosalita
Ay, por Dios mio!
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Chunk
ok sloth you are going to come live with me now. and going to take care of you because i love you.
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[Chuck hides in the freezer as the Fratellis leave]
Chunk
[sneezes]
AH-CHOO!
Mama Fratelli
[thinking it's one of her sons]
Gesundheit!
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