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Street Smart Movie Quotes

Jonathan Fisher You're Fast Black, aren't you?

Fast Black To some people. My momma always called me Leo. Leo Smalls Jr.

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Fast Black [breaks a bottle, puts it next to Darlene's face] I take the bread. The whole loaf, you understand?

Darlene Yes.

Fast Black You want money, you come to me. You try going into business for yourself, you'll be one dead whore.

Darlene Oh, no. Not my face, please.

Fast Black It's not your face, bitch! It's my face. My tits and my ass!

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[repeated lines]

Jonathan Fisher This is Jonathan Fisher, Channel 3, Street Smart!

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Fast Black Swing over by the Del Rio, I'll see whose tush is snappin'.

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Fast Black Man, look, this ain't gonna work. Just more lawyer bullshit.

Joel Davis Just do it.

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Ted Avery [laughing and reading Jonathan's article about the pimp] It's wonderful! Listen. Listen to this! "Although he doesn't vote and never has Tyrone has no modesty about his own political potential. If I was the president, he says, I could fix the world in 30 seconds. I sent everybody pussy and they don't have no time for trouble." It's terrific. It's first rate. It's a real breakthrough! Let it change pussy for something else. Do we got any art? Photos?

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Fast Black What's happenin', man?

Hotel clerk Somethin's happenin' down there. Man, they're crazy.

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Fast Black Come on, baby. He do or he don't. Come on, make your move, bitch! The chance of a lifetime.

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Jonathan Fisher I am trying to write the kind of pieces that I used to.

Ted Avery Then write the way you used to.

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Transvestite Want a date? You tell me. You tell me what, I got it for you. It's cool. It's cool. I go any which way. You like it hard and dark?

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Jonathan Fisher Come on. You don't have a man? You got to have somebody who runs protection for you, lines up the hotel, buys you clothes, right?

Punchy No pimp. Just me.

Jonathan Fisher I don't believe you.

Punchy I don't give a shit.

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Flashy man Listen, man, you better haul your ass on out of here before I cut your balls off and shove 'em up your ass.

Jonathan Fisher Alright. It's okay. It's cool.

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Punchy For sixty bucks, you could get a really good time.

Jonathan Fisher I'm sure.

Punchy Next time, you ask for Punchy.

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Jonathan Fisher Do I need a lawyer here, Mr. Pike?

Leonard Pike Everyone does from time to time.

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Jonathan Fisher I see he's still trying to grab your ass.

Alison Parker The man's harmless, Jonathan.

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Solo Don't lie to Solo. Tell me you want to make men crawl, lick your shoes, and pay for more. Torture a man. Just look at him and drive him...

Alison Parker Excuse me.

Solo You don't go nowhere till I say so. You understand, bitch?

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Jonathan Fisher I was thinking, what if we call it "Street Smart"? I mean, you know, once you're out on the street, you never know what you're gonna run into.

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Leonard Pike Don't jerk me around and don't protect a killer.

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Fast Black [while eating BBQ] Look, if you don't get to the point, I'm gonna stuff those ribs up your useless butt!

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Jonathan Fisher What would happen if I said no?

Art Sheffield If you refuse to comply with the subpoena?

Jonathan Fisher Right.

Art Sheffield I'd say you'd be in contempt of court.

Ted Avery The First Amendment - protects you.

Art Sheffield But the Sixth Amendment - protects Mr. Smalls.

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Joel Davis You ever talk to anybody from this magazine?

Fast Black Yeah, Joel, I go on "Meet the Press" once a week.

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Fast Black Man, you're not making any sense here.

Joel Davis It'll throw doubt and confusion on your trial, and right now, doubt and confusion are the best friends you got. If we play this right, we can change this from a murder trial to a constitutional confrontation.

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Joel Davis Tyrone is you.

Fast Black That ain't me. And don't be using that lawyer tone with me. I pay you. I can stop paying you. I'm the one that was up there being arraigned while you was pulling your dong. So don't use that schoolhouse tone with me.

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Jonathan Fisher Can I go to jail for this?

Ted Avery Now, you just think of some of the great prisoners of conscience. Martin Luther King, Gandhi...

Jonathan Fisher I'm going to jail.

Ted Avery [to the lawyer] Is he going to jail?

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Fast Black What the hell do you think you're doing?

Punchy What?

Fast Black There's money to be made on the street. Get it snappin'!

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Fast Black Hey, look, do you know this D.A., man?

Jonathan Fisher Yeah.

Fast Black How come the guy's got such a fuckin' hard-on for me?

Jonathan Fisher I don't know. I can't tell you.

Fast Black I mean, where does he get off?

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Jonathan Fisher Want to know something? I really like you.

Punchy Meaning you finally got laid enough to curl your hair. Where is that girlfriend of yours, anyway, huh? What's she do for you?

Jonathan Fisher Ah, we've got a different kind of relationship.

Punchy Pussy isn't any good, huh?

Jonathan Fisher It's kind of a question of applied ethics. We'll work it out.

Punchy Uh-huh. I love when you talk that Harvard shit.

Jonathan Fisher I knew it would come in handy for something.

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Jonathan Fisher You're a tough woman, Punchy.

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Fast Black What's the matter, boy? This ho said you wanted to meet me. Well, here I am.

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Fast Black I got to tell you, homey, you don't know shit. I mean, I read that magazine, man. Your dude...

Jonathan Fisher Tyrone.

Fast Black This dude is stupid, man. I mean, he wouldn't last twenty minutes out here.

Jonathan Fisher Well, a lot of people liked it.

Fast Black Yeah, well, a lot of people got their head up their ass.

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Fast Black What do them TV broads make?

Jonathan Fisher What do you mean?

Fast Black Them broads that tell the news, what do they make?

Jonathan Fisher You watch the news?

Fast Black Hell, yeah, I watch the news, man! I hit the streets, I got to know what the fuck is going on, right? Them TV broads, man. I know dudes that would pay five grand a night just to fuck one of them broads. I ain't lyin'! You know that blond one, man, the one that talks through her teeth, wears them big-ass glasses? Oh, yeah. "Over on Flatbush Avenue two guys got off last..." I know motherfuckers that would *kill* to fuck this bitch, man. I'm tellin' you. They don't make two grand a night, do they?

Jonathan Fisher No. They make a lot, they don't make that kind of money.

Fast Black I can give them two and keep three for myself. Brother, if I had a couple of them TV broads, I would fuckin' retire. You know what I mean? Honolulu, here I come. Look out!

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Harriet Cut her loose.

Fast Black That ain't gonna do it. I'm gonna have to talk to her.

Harriet Oh, you can't do it 'cause you're into poppin' her. That's your new piece, all set up.

Fast Black Harriet, you don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about.

Harriet Yeah, you wipe the floor with everybody else, but you kiss Darlene's ass.

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Fast Black I will show you the streets, brother.

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Reggie Yo, Darlene! Get your tushy snappin' over here.

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Fast Black You look a little paler than usual, boy.

Jonathan Fisher You play rough.

Fast Black Well, it ain't all basketball and dishwashers out here.

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Yvonne Why did you choose a subject that embodies the worst of black people?

Jonathan Fisher You can't pretend that people like this don't exist, can you?

Yvonne It might not be conscious racism, but it is racism.

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Fast Black Shut the fuck up! You don't tell me how people react to me. I know what people are doing no matter what they say. 'Cause I read minds, you dig? I don't take no *shit* off of you. You're lyin' through your fuckin' teeth. I know it, you know it, and this fuckin' whore know it.

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Fast Black Night's over. Come on.

Punchy What are you doing?

Fast Black Whatever the fuck I want! Get in the car!

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Alison Parker You can tell stories to that magazine, but don't bullshit me.

Jonathan Fisher Wait a minute.

Alison Parker Let go of my arm.

Jonathan Fisher What's the matter?

Alison Parker Let go! I know you're fucking that girl.

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Fast Black Look, you fuck with me on this, I'm gonna get you. And not only you, brother, I'm gonna reach out and get everybody around you.

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Leonard Pike Think of something.

Punchy I think you probably like it kinky.

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Punchy Him. I give him head.

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Punchy What's going on?

Leonard Pike I think you know.

Punchy I get the feeling you didn't bring me here 'cause you're horny.

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Black prostitute Want a date, Mr. White? I got an ass on me like a Mississippi mule. I'll rock it and knock it off. Fall for me, baby. I got what you need.

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Leonard Pike I've been watching you, and sometimes you're dumb and sometimes you're smart. Let's make this one of the smart times.

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Punchy I've been thinking, I'd like to do something else for a while.

Fast Black Oh, really? Like what, a brain surgeon or something? Look, you're doing what you do.

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Punchy You think I got something that will help you? Well, I do. I know what you really want. You want to do things to me. Hmm? You want to maybe hurt me a little bit? Don't you? Come on, you can face it. It's okay. Face what you want. It's fine. I know you. I know you better than you think. I know what you dream about.

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Fast Black You bitch. You crazy, crazy bitch. You got a problem, baby. You got a serious problem.

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Fast Black [to Ted's wife] Do you know you've got the prettiest titties I have ever seen?