Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year Movie Quotes
Winnie the Pooh
Hello, Rabbit. Your honey invited me in.
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Tigger
[closing the door]
Gasp! Sandy Claws!
[opens the door again, then closes it]
Tigger
Yep.
[chuckles briefly]
Tigger
That's him! Though I always thought he was taller.
Winnie the Pooh
Um, it's awfully cold out here in the cold - if I could come in?
Tigger
[opening the door a third time, then closing it]
Why sure, you - HEY, wait a minute! Isn't Sandy Claws supposed to come down the chimaney?
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[everybody has gotten the wrong gifts]
Rabbit
[to Eeyore]
But Santa was supposed to bring you a new home!
[Eeyore is wearing a suitcase on his body]
Eeyore
He did. A mobile home.
[the suitcase breaks open freeing Eeyore in the process]
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Winnie the Pooh
[Pooh is pretending to be Santa, talking to his reindeer, which is really Piglet]
On Lawn Chair, on Badminton! Up, up, and away!
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Winnie the Pooh
[after he goes personally to take the letter to Santa but the wind blows it away]
Please come back! I'm supposed to take you to Santa!
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Tigger
[singing]
Oooh, Sandy Claws is coming down my chimney! Sandy Claws is coming down my chimney!
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Tigger
[giving the letter to Pooh to send to Santa]
Get that to Sandy hasty-posty.
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Tigger
[after Pooh delivers his makeshift bouncer, he promptly unwraps it]
Oh boy, my super-duper bouncer!
[cut to him outside, taking a gigantic bounce with his bouncer for the first time]
Tigger
Hey, I can bounce in the snow! Ho-ho, what a present! Just what I always *wanted*!
[he and his bouncer fall back to earth, with the bouncer breaking on impact and Tigger almost buried in the snow]
Tigger
Definutely *not* what I always wanted.
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Tigger
Hiya Rabbit! Wanna here the good news? Snow does not keep Tiggers from bouncing. Not one bitty bit.
Rabbit
Get off me Tigger!
Eeyore
[comes out from under the snow tossing Tigger over and he and Rabbit come face to face]
Rabbit
Eeyore.
Eeyore
Thanks for noticing.
Rabbit
What are you doing under there besides being sad and gloomy?
Eeyore
Not much. As usual.
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Rabbit
Pooh Bear?
Winnie the Pooh
Thanks for noticing.
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Winnie the Pooh
I'm not eating honey. Not even thinking of thinking of eating honey. I'm not. I'm simply making sure that the honey is safe.
Eeyore
[appears walking on his hind legs wearing Pooh's red shirt and happily eats honey out of the pot and notices Pooh inside the holed tree stump]
Eeyore
Why hello Pooh Bear. Whatever are you looking for?
Winnie the Pooh
Well I certainly wasn't looking for uh...
Winnie the Pooh
[he notices Eeyore holding the honeypot]
Winnie the Pooh
Honey.
Eeyore
Well that's fortunate because I just discovered the last little honeypot much to my delight.
Winnie the Pooh
I could be happier for you. Even if I could be happier for you. No honey no hope of any honey. Not even any hope of any hope of any honey.
Eeyore
Pooh Bear I have this funny feeling. What ever could it be?
Winnie the Pooh
I'm sure I wouldn't know.
Eeyore
Think think think. Why I believe it's the honey that gives me this funny feeling. And stops the rumbly in my tumbly as well.
Winnie the Pooh
I'm glad. At least I think I'm glad. I'm not sure how glad feeling. But if i...
Winnie the Pooh
[a pile of snow falls on Pooh]
Eeyore
Why that's it Pooh. I think I'm glad! See?
Eeyore
[shows off his great big smile]
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Rabbit
Piglet what are you doing under there?
Piglet
We both got very scared and I wasn't sure what to do. So I thought this might be a good place for not being sure.
Rabbit
Must you be afraid of everything Piglet?
Piglet
Well I suppose that depends on how frightening it is.
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Rabbit
That's it. That does it! Out! Out! Everybody Out! Out! I've had it! My carrot will never make it through the new year with all of you around! And neither will I! We are both leaving!
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore, Tigger, Piglet: Leaving?
Piglet
You mean going away?
Winnie the Pooh
Where ever will you go?
Rabbit
Oh someplace where there are no honey munching Pooh Bears, no petrified Piglets, no gloomy donkeys, and no always bouncing Tiggers!
Tigger
The brain boggles. What kind of place would that be?
Rabbit
Paradise!
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