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Sage So, you used to like men?
Elle Reid Oh, I always liked women, I just didn't like myself.
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Sage You know, you have a real anger problem.
Elle Reid No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.
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Sage Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
Elle Reid What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'
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Elle Reid You need to be able to say 'screw you' sometimes.
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Elle Reid I like being old, young people are stupid.
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Elle Reid Where can you get a reasonably priced abortion in this town?
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Elle Reid Don't make me fall, I could break a hip!
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Elle Reid Love does not conquer everything.
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Sage Well, atleast I'm learning some new insults. My friends just pretty much call each other bitch, ho and slut.
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Sage So, you think women are better than men?
Elle Reid Men are okay. My father was a man.
Sage Mine was a sperm.
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Mom Any idiot could see that you need to be supervised.
[looking towards Elle]
Mom Am I right?
Elle Reid Are you saying I'm "any idiot"?
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Sage Grandma, do you have any more ideas?
Elle Reid Yeah, afraid I do.
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Karl The teeth are the only thing we see on a person that'll still look the same when they're dead. When somebody smiles at you, they're showing you their skeleton.
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Sage What's a bonobo?
Elle Reid A very advanced ape. The females run the show, they masturbate all the time and they don't have wars unlike chimps and humans.
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[Young man charmingly looking at Sage]
Elle Reid She's already pregnant.
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