Daddy's Home 2 Movie Quotes
Megan
I just shot a turkey and a man. Guess which one's dead.
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Kurt
Did you touch the thermostat, did you turn it up?
Don
Well, of course, not... did somebody fiddle with the thermostat?
Kurt
Yes, it's 85 degrees!
Don
85?
Kurt
85!
Don
Do you have any idea how much even a few degrees can impact the gas bill?
Kurt
Of course, I do, it's unthinkable!
Don
Somebody fiddled with the thermostat!
Brad
What? Who would do that?
Kurt
[They hear a noise and look out in the hallway. Adrianna walks to the thermostat and starts to turn it up]
What do you think you're doing?
Brad
It's roasting in here!
Kurt
Hey, kid, are you allowed to touch the thermostat at your mom's house?
Adrianna
Pfft, duh!
[Walks back to her bedroom]
Brad
Adrianna, she turned up the thermostat!
Kurt
Said she fiddles with the thermostat at your house any time she damn well pleases.
Don
Dusty, is that true? Tell me that's not true!
[Dusty, speechless, just sighs]
Don
Oh, criminy, Dusty. You might as well give her your wallet and your 401k while you're at it!
Kurt
Brad, do you let the kids touch the thermostat at your house?
Brad
What, no! The thermostat is a sacred covenant! I can't believe we're even talking about this! This is *madness*!
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Kurt
[to Dusty; referring to Brad]
His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?
Brad
[after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty]
You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.
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Brad
And eventually, you'll keep in touch and you might even be invited to their wedding. And her dad's like, Brad what are you doing here, Teresa never talks about you? And you're like, I'm invited. And he's like, I wonder about that. And you show them the proof, always bring the wedding invite with you, and they can't kick you out.
Dylan
Ok.
Brad
But you'll be sad ultimately knowing that she's not with you and you wanna prepare yourself like a mixtape of sad songs. Anything from Chicago, it's usually pretty good.
[Brad starts singing]
Brad
If you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me
Dylan
I don't really know that song.
Brad
Ooh no, baby, please don't go
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Sara
Uh, no, no, no, no, honey, we're not doing that, okay?
[pulls Megans shirt down]
Sara
put that back in, look like a nice kid.
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Megan
Pancakes, bitches!
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