Caveman Movie Quotes
[the Misfits are digging with sticks and their hands in a pile of foul-smelling mud looking for Ta, who seems to have disappeared]
Ta
[re-appearing from behind a rock and pointing at the 'mud']
Doo-doo!
[Ta giggles, and the Misfits all stop and turn, staring at Ta]
Atouk
[Angrily]
Ca-ca.
Nook
[looking with disgust at his fingers and then right into the camera]
Shit.
[the Misfits all grab Ta and throw him into the doo-doo]
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Atouk
Zug-zug!
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Atouk
[draws in the dirt a stick figure with huge breasts, representing Lana]
Hmmmmm, Lana! Atouk alounda Lana.
Lar
Nya! Lana alounda Tonda. Tonda alounda Lana.
[He draws in the dirt a stick figure with an enormous nose, representing Atouk, and points to it]
Lar
Atouk.
[He makes a fist and shows it to Atouk]
Lar
Tonda.
[Blowing a raspberry, he smears the Atouk figure into oblivion, then holds up his hand and lets some dirt trickle from it]
Lar
Atouk.
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Atouk
[as Bork holds up the corpse of a slain bird-like creature]
Ool?
Nook
[with modern accent]
"Ool," no. Food.
Atouk
[not knowing what Nook is talking about]
*Ool.*
[others agree: "Ool."]
Nook
[pointing to the campfire]
That's fire.
Atouk
[looking at Nook like he's lost a few marbles; after all, Atouk just discovered and named it!]
Haraka.
[Others repeat, "Haraka". Nook puts his palm to his cheek, looking frustrated]
Atouk
[pointing to Nook]
Bobo?
Nook
Friend.
Atouk
"Fend"? *Bobo*!
[others repeat, "Bobo."]
Atouk
[getting that Nook has different words, challenges him to a definition battle]
"Alounda."
Nook
"Love."
Atouk
"Zug-zug."
[Nook pauses, looking as if at either a loss for words or for MPAA rating. Lar and others begin to chuckle triumphantly]
Nook
[shrugging in defeat]
All right... "Zug-zug."
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[tribe relates to returning Atouk of Tonda's raid on their camp, stealing their ool and kidnapping their women]
Atouk
Tonda.
Lar
Tonda.
Atouk
[to Gog]
Lana? Tala?
Gog
Tala. Oh, Tala.
Gog
[growls]
Tonda
Gog
[growls as he raises his arms up higher, imitating Tonda, then sniffs his armpit]
Ooh! Tonda.
Atouk
[accepts identification]
Tonda.
[Lar grabs a large branch as a weapon. Atouk holds him back, picks up a branch and a rock, then puts them together. Montage of the tribe inventing the first weapons and armor]
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[tribe offers Lana ool for alounda]
Lana
[refusing]
Nya ool.
Atouk
Nya ool.
Lana
Atouk. Lana alounda Atouk.
Tala
[looking on, angry]
Lana.
Gog
Tonda Lana?
Bork
Lar?
Atouk
Lar nya.
Kalta
Nya?
Atouk
Lar glug-glug-glug.
Kalta
Atouk!
Bork
Bork, Kalta: Lar!
Lana
[caressing]
Atouk.
Atouk
Cuda. Haraka.
Kalta
Haraka.
Lana
Atouk...?
Kalta
Lar.
Atouk
Haraka! Haraka!
Lana
[seductively]
Atouk... Atouk. Atouk.
Tala
[as Atouk returns to Lana's embrace]
Lana, Lana.
Ta
Atouk, cuda.
[others exclaiming "Lar! Cuda! Atouk? Lar!"]
Atouk
[agreeing, gets up]
Cuda. Cuda!
Lana
Atouk.
Folg
Cuda. Cuda!
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Tala
Atouk!
[hugs Atouk]
Lar
Ah! Ha-Ha! Atouk. Tala. Zug-zug.
Tala
Mmm. Atouk. Tala. Zug-zug?
Atouk
Nah. Atouk zug-zug Lana.
Tala
Lana?
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[first lines]
Atouk
Macha! Macha! Macha!
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Lar
Atouk, nya haraka.
Atouk
Tonda haraka. Tonda haraka!
[Atouk's tribe goes to reclaim their fire from Tonda's tribe]
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