Catch .44 Movie Quotes

Tes Most women apply secret number two to one thing, sex. The rest of the time we're too real. Too real because it's in our nature to be real, which ultimately is a woman's downfall. But faking it keeps you living in man's land.

Kara Whoa! Who the fuck wants to live in man's land?

Tes We're already living in it, guys.

Kara All right, wait wait, let me ask you a question then. Would you be faking it if you compromise? 'Cause you can't fake compromise.

Tes You half can.

Kara What the fuck does that mean?

Tes Compromise is half faking. 'Cause if you weren't compromising half you would have it all. In which case you wouldn't be faking, you would be taking. For example, guys compromise when they leave the toilet seat down. They do it because they know they can't win. And I'm not faking it 'cause I don't pretend not to mind when they do leave the toilet seat up - because I do.

Kara Slow it down. How is that a compromise on your end?

Dawn Yeah, and I thought you said wde *should* fake it.

Tes It's a compromise because I'd fake other things to get my way. Or I'd take away the pussy.

Kara What are you even talking about? I think you're confusing yourself.

Tes No no, I think it's just too complicated for you to understand.

Kara No, it's not at all. I get what you're saying. I just don't agree with you. To me compromising is not faking.

Tes [sighs] Fine. Then we'll just agree to disagree.

Kara Or we can agree that I'm right because that's a compromise.

Tes Tell you what: I'll fake it and we can agree on that.

Kara But you're compromising to agree on faking it. I can explain it to you if it's too complicated.

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