Yogi Bear Movie Quotes
Yogi Bear
They have donuts. DONUTS!
[Yogi has a fantasy of a giant donut]
Boo Boo
No, Yogi! We promised the Ranger we would stay away.
Yogi Bear
You're right. I'm losing control, Boo-Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship!
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Yogi Bear
It's because I'm smarter than the average bear.
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Yogi Bear
Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. Has it ever worked?
Boo Boo
No.
Yogi Bear
Then... let's go-go-go!
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Ranger Smith
Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food!
Yogi Bear
I agree, sir. That's why Boo-Boo and I would never disturb family pic-a-nics.
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Ranger Smith
Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking! Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think, if you could just be a regular bear; you know, sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope: you're different, you're SMART, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price! I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. But this time, you had to go and bring down this entire park. So tell me Yogi, how smart are you now?
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Ranger Smith
What do you want from me, Yogi? I don't have a life left for you to ruin anymore.
Yogi Bear
Sir, I know I messed things up, and I'm sorry. I never meant to. You and Boo Boo are the best friends I ever had, and I've never done anything but think of myself. And now Jellystone is just gonna be a big field of stumps!
Ranger Smith
What?
Boo Boo
They've started cutting down the trees.
Yogi Bear
We have to save it, sir.
Ranger Smith
I don't think we *can* save it, Yogi.
[sits down on the bench]
Ranger Smith
I'm no smarter than you.
[looks to Yogi]
Ranger Smith
I lost Jellystone.
[looks to Boo Boo]
Ranger Smith
I lost Rachel.
[stares ahead]
Ranger Smith
It's... over.
Yogi Bear
Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. And two: You can't fail if you never stop trying. You have to fight for the thing you love, whether it's a park, a girl or a roast beef sandwich! Don't give up now! We're all Jellystone's got!
Ranger Smith
[rises to his feet]
You're right, Yogi. Jellystone's too important to give up on. We got to try. Come on.
Yogi Bear
Shotgun.
Boo Boo
Aww.
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Rachel
I heard that you have an unusual brown bear.
Ranger Smith
Brown bear?
Rachel
One that talks, those are so rare.
Ranger Smith
None that I can think of.
Rachel
I think he's... trying to steal your lunchbox.
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Yogi Bear
I'm so smart it hurts.
Boo Boo
Uh, you're standing on the soldering iron.
Yogi Bear
OR IT'S THAT!
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Rachel
[grabs the assistant]
I have lived with gorillas! I know rage! You do not want me to go gorilla on you!
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Yogi Bear
I'm so smart that it hurts.
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[as Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]
Yogi Bear
Hang on Boo Boo!
Boo Boo
What do we do now?
Yogi Bear
Did you check the safety manual?
Boo Boo
It's just a picture of us screaming!
[Both scream and flail their arms]
Yogi Bear
We have to deject, Boo-Boo!
Boo Boo
Don't you mean "EJECT"?
Yogi Bear
Eject is up, deject is
[Both fall]
Yogi Bear
doooooooown!
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Ranger Smith
Welcome to the 100th Anniversary of Jellystone.
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Rachel
I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling.
Ranger Smith
Then I can plug that into the video camera right up there. I just need a way to distract the guards.
Yogi Bear
I think we can take care of that.
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Ranger Smith
Jellystone's too important to give up on.
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[Ranger Smith, Ranger Jones, Rachel, Yogi and Boo Boo arrive with the turtle]
Ranger Smith
Well, well. Guess who we found.
Yogi Bear
Starts with T and ends with a... "urtle"?
Ranger Smith
It's all over, Mr. Mayor. Call off the logging deal. The law says this park is now a protected nature preserve.
Mayor Brown
You think I care about what the *law* says? Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? I care about *power*, you pinheads!
[Boo Boo gasps]
Mayor Brown
And I'm gonna get it. Nobody knows this turtle exists, and nobody ever *will*.
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Ranger Smith
We got a bear disturbance!
Ranger Jones
All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!
Ranger Smith
You know I'm the only other ranger here, right?
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Yogi Bear
Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us toward her own.
Boo Boo
I think Mother Nature is kind of cranky today.
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[Rachel shows Ranger Smith, Yogi and Boo Boo a documentary video on her laptop]
Rachel
I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this.
Yogi Bear
Oh, my! I see it!
[spins around]
Yogi Bear
I have a bald spot back there!
Rachel
I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this.
[pauses the video and zooms in on Boo Boo's turtle]
Boo Boo
Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time.
Yogi Bear
True. Did you know they don't come out of that shell? I tried one time, just to see what one would look like without it, but nope, they're sewn in.
Rachel
This is no regular turtle. See the bulging, frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth?
Ranger Smith
A frog-mouthed turtle?
Rachel
Yep. Rafetus swinhoei.
[Yogi and Boo Boo look at each other and shrug their shoulders]
Ranger Smith
But... those are extinct.
Rachel
For a hundred years, but apparently, one still exists. And he lives in there, but they won't let me through the gates to go find him.
Ranger Smith
But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then...
Rachel
It has to be protected as a park! That's the *law*!
Ranger Smith
That turtle can save this park.
Yogi Bear
Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a footstool.
Boo Boo
Huh?
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Ranger Smith
Hey! You need to let us in this park! That turtle needs our protection!
Chief of Staff
Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo.
Rachel
No! A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat! It's against federal law!
Chief of Staff
It is? Wow! I've never heard of that law in Chapter Four, Subsection Six of the Wildlife Protection Mandate.
Yogi Bear
Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. These people have no idea where my cave is.
Yogi Bear
Wow. That backfired.
Ranger Smith
OK. You know what? Fine. You win.
[Ranger Smith turns around to walk away; Rachel glares at the Chief of Staff who waves to her with an evil smile]
Ranger Smith
I have a plan.
[unlocks a gate]
Ranger Smith
One of the advantages...
[throws a big branch aside]
Ranger Smith
... of having lived here since I was a kid is...
[opens the gate]
Ranger Smith
... I know this park like the back of my hand. Let's go!
[climbs into Rachel's truck; Yogi and Boo Boo sit in the back]
Yogi Bear
All right!
[they drive through the open gate and into the park]
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Chief of Staff
Great job, Jones! I'll go ahead and get this guy to the city zoo.
Ranger Jones
The city zoo?
Chief of Staff
Yep. They got a nice spot all ready for him in the reptile house.
Ranger Jones
The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house.
Chief of Staff
They're building one.
Ranger Jones
Oh. Who is?
Chief of Staff
Builders.
Ranger Jones
Are-are you sure you're trying to protect the turtle?
Chief of Staff
Yeah, we LOVE turtles.
Ranger Jones
Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right?
Chief of Staff
All right.
[chuckles]
Chief of Staff
You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. We gotta lose this turtle so we can sell the logging rights to the park.
Ranger Jones
Logging? The whole park?
Chief of Staff
Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. And they'll grow back.
Ranger Jones
Yeah, in, like, 200 years!
Chief of Staff
It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters.
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