It's Complicated Movie Quotes
Jane
Do you poke smot?
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Jane
I like a lot of semen, always have.
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Harley
Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake
Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
Harley
Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.
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Jane
Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake
Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
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Jake
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
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Jake
And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!
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Adam
Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
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Jake
I'm sorry.
Jane
How far back does that 'sorry' go?
Jake
How far back do you need it to go?
Jane
Wa-ay back.
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Jane
Oh! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake
Why do you need to label everything?
Jane
Because that's what this is!
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Jake
I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane
It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake
I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.
Jane
I don't regret it either.
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Jane
I was going to call you last night, and then you wouldn't of taken the call. It would have of gone on for months and!
Adam
I would have taken the call!
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Jake
And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
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Jake
Home Sweet Home.
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Jake
You know what they say, "People who live in nursing homes that have plants live longer than the people without plants."
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