Vampire in Brooklyn Movie Quotes
Maximillian
Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!
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Detective Justice
So you say you saw... what?
Silas Green
It was a wolf godammit! A big black stinking ass wolf. The motherfucker jumped of the boat and ran over there. And when it got there the son of a bitch turned into a man. He did the flippflopp shit on me... Just like whore i used to know in Detroit back in -62. I'd go over her house on saturday night... she loved me, man. I'd come through the door, she's a man! Flippfloppin' and shit. You ever seen a motherfucker flippflopp on you and shit like that? In your face trying to flippflopp and shit!
Detective Justice
So the wolf you saw looked something like that?
Silas Green
the wolf? Hell no! That's a chihuahua compared to the motherfucker come at me!
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Maximillian
[Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth]
I already had Italian.
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Silas Green
Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde
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Policeman with dog
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!
Maximillian
So do I!
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Det. Rita Veder
[to Detective Justice]
I know what you always say: 'Everything by the book.' But what if this ain't in the book? Huh? Going by the book won't solve it.
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Maximillian
[after being shot]
Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little! You have quite decent aim, though. But next time...
[Max rips out Tony's beating heart as Anthony and Julius watches in sheer horror; growls]
Maximillian
put a little HEART INTO IT!
Tony the Hitman
Ouch...
[Tony collapses to his death while Anthony groans in horror. Max growls]
Anthony
[screaming]
AAH!
[Anthony runs to the other side of his Firebird as Max tosses Tony now-dead heart to the side]
Anthony
[cries as he tries to reload his gun]
Fuck Tony. Oh, shit!
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Detective Justice
[about to kill Max with the dagger]
Right through your black heart!
[Justice opens the casket, only to find Rita lying there instead of Max]
[she reaches out to Justice, but frightens him off]
Det. Rita Veder
It's too late for me...
[the door in Max's chamber closes, trapping Det. Justice inside the room with Rita]
Detective Justice
Rita...
[Justice looks at Rita, now a monstrous, hungry vampire; horrified]
Detective Justice
Oh, shit! Look at you!
Det. Rita Veder
Now it's too late for YOU.
Detective Justice
I'm taking Rita with me. It's not too late for her.
Maximillian
You should be worried about yourself.
[Justice lunges at Max, but the latter disappears as Rita crawls out of the coffin]
Maximillian
Hey, bitch!
[Max kisses Rita on her forehead]
Detective Justice
Rita, get away from him!
[Justice lunges at Max again to stake him, but Max and Rita disappears]
Detective Justice
[yells]
She doesn't belong in your world! She's not a killer!
Maximillian
It's in her BLOOD!
Detective Justice
But not in her heart!
[turns and sees Max and Rita; to Rita]
Detective Justice
It's not in your heart, Rita.
Maximillian
Are you sure about that?
Detective Justice
I'm sure you're ugly!
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Anthony
[after his boss shoots Maximilian]
Hey, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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Julius Jones
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian
It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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Silas Green
Ya ever seen a wolf, man?
Detective Justice
Yes.
Silas Green
To the 25th power!
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[Max and Julius brings a severely weakened Rita back to their apartment so she can feed]
Maximillian
Rita, my sweet, you must feed, or you're going to die.
Maximillian
I won't let you. I'll find someone for you.
Silas Green
[Silas enters the apartment looking for Julius]
Hey, hey, Hey! The Knicks won! Julius, goddamn it, you owe me $50.
[he then notices the new decor created by Max's casting spells]
Silas Green
Good God, he's a bad motherfucker. Julius! Where's my $50, Julius...
[then notices Rita, weak and hungry, resting]
Silas Green
You ain't Julius. You that cop's girl. What wrong, baby? You look sick. Had too much pork today, huh? Bad pig's feet, ate the bay leaf? Want some cod-liver oil, baby? Tell me what you need.
Silas Green
Blood? Blood? I'll go to the Red Cross, get all you need.
[Max stabs two holes in Silas' neck as Rita moves closer to her prey]
Silas Green
[scared]
Ow! Hey, brother, what the idea?
Maximillian
The idea is dinner.
Silas Green
Dinner? I don't see no dinner. What are we having?
Maximillian
You!
Silas Green
[frightened]
ME? Don't do it, baby!
Maximillian
Do it, Rita. You don't have to resist. Do it!
[Rita is about to feed on Silas' blood...]
Silas Green
[completely frightened]
Don't do it, baby. I got old, tired Grandpa blood! I got high blood pressure, baby! High as the MOTHERFUCKIN' MOON! You suck my blood. I've gotta take three pills a DAY!
[... but then NYPD Det. Justice and Dr. Zeko intervenes]
Detective Justice
[yells]
Rita! NO!
Silas Green
[relieved]
Police! Police!
Detective Justice
It's okay.
Silas Green
Out of my way. POLICE!
[Silas runs away from the apartment]
Detective Justice
[to Rita]
Rita, it's all over. Just walk away.
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[Dets. Veder and Justice are at Caprisi's, an Italian restaurant, speaking with owner/mob boss "Kitty" Caprisi and sidekick Lizzy]
Kitty Caprisi
[to Rita about the deaths of Anthony and Tony]
They was making a pickup on, uh, let's just say some business proceeds.
Det. Rita Veder
Pickup from who?
Lizzy
Just a punk numbers runner, name of Julius something or other. I seen his girlfriend kick the living snot out of him once. Some big broad named Eva, lives down on Court, I think.
Detective Justice
So you think this Julius could've iced your boys?
[Lizzy and Kitty laughs, taking it as a joke]
Kitty Caprisi
[laughs]
Ice the boys!
Lizzy
That putz couldn't ice tea. He's almost as big a chickenshit as Guido.
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[Julius is escorting Max around the streets in his limo]
Julius Jones
Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
Maximillian
It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
Julius Jones
[laughs]
Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
Maximillian
In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
Julius Jones
Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol' wild Hammer shit.
[Julius turns on the radio and plays "Pray", performed by MC Hammer]
Julius Jones
So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
[Julius' annoying talking, plus the loud noise from the radio, is beginning to annoy Max]
Julius Jones
Throw it to me. Here we go! Yeah, that's some good shit, man. Am I gonna be able to disappear in the mirrors, too?
[Finally having enough, Max uses mind control to damage the radio, then zaps the back of Julius' neck, giving the latter a burning sensation]
Julius Jones
[in pain]
Hey man. You can't do that shit while I'm driving, B.
Julius Jones
Shit! I'm driving!
Maximillian
Goddamn it!
Julius Jones
What the fuck? You giving me a brain emerysm or something? What the fuck was that?
[Max blows on the blind-spot mirror, shattering it]
Julius Jones
Damn, man! You can put somebody's eye out like that.
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Det. Rita Veder
I like cats!
Guido
Well, that's all you had to say, doll face.
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