Seed of Chucky Movie Quotes
Tiffany
I'm not getting pregnant again, I'll tell you that much. My mother always said, "Once is a blessing, twice is a curse."
Chucky
Well, that would explain your sister.
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Chucky
Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!
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Chucky
Everybody, JUST SHUT UP! I have had it! That's it! There's a limit to how much I can take!
Tiffany
What are you talking about?
Chucky
Look around you, Tiff! This is nuts! And I have a very high tolerence for nuts. If this is what it takes to be human, I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally possessed doll; it's less complicated.
Chucky
You can't be serious.
Chucky
As a heart attack! Think about it, what's so great about being human anyway? You get sick, you get old, you can't get it up anymore. I'm not looking forward to that!
Tiffany
Hun, I want to be Jennifer Tilly. I want to be a star.
Chucky
And I don't wanna be your chauffeur! As a doll, I'm fucking infamous! I'm one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don't wanna give that up. I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!
Tiffany
[Tiffany and Glen look shocked]
Chucky
I have everything I want! A beautiful wife! A... multi-talented kid. This is who I am, Tiff! This is me!
Tiffany
Chucky... I don't know what the fuck you're talking about? I don't know who you are anymore? But... it's not enough for me. I want more.
Chucky
What are you saying?
Tiffany
It's over.
Chucky
[Chucky looks horrified; Tiffany turns to Glen]
Tiffany
We gotta get out of here, sweetface.
Tiffany
[Tiffany looks back at Chucky]
Tiffany
I'm leaving you, Chucky, and I'm taking the kid.
Chucky
[Chucky looks extremely pissed off]
Chucky
NOBODY leaves ME... NOBODY!
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Chucky
[breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in]
You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it!
[continues to break the door down]
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Glen
But, isn't violence bad?
Chucky
No, son. "Violins." Violins are bad. That screeching music is gonna ruin the goddamn country.
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Tiffany
They're executing Martha Stewart this morning.
Chucky
I don't think I can take 9 months of this shit.
Tiffany
Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated.
Chucky
How "accelerated"?
[a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams]
Chucky
Oh.
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Interviewer
[wrapping up a news segment on the new film "Chucky Goes Psycho"] Thanks for the interview, Chucky.
Chucky
Fuck you very much.
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Chucky
If this is what it takes to be human, then I'd rather take my chances as a supernaturally-possessed doll! It's much less complicated! Think about it! What's so great about being human? You get sick! You get old! As a doll, I'm infamous! I am Chucky! The killer doll!
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Tiffany
[after Chucky has axed her]
[to Glen]
Tiffany
Be A Good Girl... Or Boy... Whatever. Don't make the same mistakes your mum and dad made... Especially your dad.
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Tiffany
I figured it out, I'll possess Jennifer Tilly and you'll possess Redman
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Chucky
I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!
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Chucky
He looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Tiffany
Hi, my name is Tiffany Ray. Um, you don't know me but, a few years ago I killed your husband, and I am SO sorry.
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Chucky
This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.
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Chucky
Tiff?
[taps her on back]
Chucky
[GLENDA turns around revealing that he/she is wearing makeup, GLENDA laughs manically]
Chucky
Gah! Glen...?
Chucky
Glenda?
Glen
That's my name, don't you wear it out.
[examines nails]
Glen
Oh... shit.
Glen
Oh, nothing much... I just *fired* Joan.
[laughs maniacally]
Chucky
Looks like you won after all, Tiff. Congratulations.
Glen
Oh, you *both* win. I'm a real... ladykiller, if you catch my drift. I'm a bonafide bonus baby!
[laughs maniacally]
Tiffany
Jesus Christ, Chucky. What did you do to him?
Chucky
What did I do? Atleast I spend time with the kid.
Glen
Stop it, mommy. You'll wrinkle my dress. Oh, and how do you like it? I made it meself. Like mother, like daughter right?
[laughs maniacally]
Glen
Like mother, like daughter! Get it? Mother and daughter, mother and daughter!
[laughs]
Tiffany
I said wake up! Right now!
[slaps Glenda]
[turns to mirror, gasps]
Glen
What am I?
[cries]
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Claudia
[sees Glen]
You killed my mummy and daddy.
[Glen urinates himself in fear]
Claudia
And now... You're pissing your pants! You're pissing your pants! YOU'RE PISSING YOUR PANTS!
Psychs
Wake up, you're pissing your pants!
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Chucky
Wait a minute! I'm not gonna let you poison our son's mind with your touchy-feely 12 steps bullshit. If you two don't wanna kill anymore, that's your loss. But don't look down your noses at me. I'm not ashamed to be a killer; I'm proud of it! It's not an addiction; it is a choice! And it's not something that you should have to hide in the closet!
[opens the closet door and finds Redman's eviscerated body inside]
Chucky
Well, well, well... looks like Miss. High And Mighty ain't so perfect afterall!
[sobbing]
Tiffany
It was a slip! Rome wasn't built in one day, you know?
[stops sobbing]
Tiffany
Besides, the fucker had it coming.
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Chucky
We're not from Japan! We're from Jersey!
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Tiffany
What the hell is goin' on in here?
Chucky
She came on to me!
Tiffany
No wonder her career's in trouble.
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Chucky
Judging from that face, my guess is they're hiding.
Tiffany
Shut up, you asshole.
Chucky
Well, c'mon! It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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Tiffany
I want a girl!
Chucky
I want a boy!
Glen
You're tearing me apart! What about what I want?
Chucky
...what?
Tiffany
What?
Glen
Doesn't what I want mean anything at all?
Tiffany
Oh.
Chucky
OK. Interesting. Tell us.
Tiffany
What do you want, sweetface?
Glen
I think... I want to be a boy.
Chucky
YESSS! IN YOUR FACE, LADY!
Glen
But... being a girl would be nice, too.
Tiffany
Hmph.
Chucky
Whoa... which is it?
Glen
I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel like a boy. Sometimes I feel like a girl. Gasp! Can I be both?
Tiffany
Well, some people...
Chucky
EH-EH! NO WAY!
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Glen
No, Dad. It's me. Your *boy*! Your chip off the old block!
Glen
[chops off Chucky's left arm]
Glen
You proud of me *now*, Daddy?
Glen
[chops off other arm]
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[Britney swerves past Chucky]
Chucky
SONOFABITCH!
[Chucky honks at Britney, who flips the bird at him]
Glen
What?
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Tiffany
Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.
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Puppeteer
This little shitface isn't even anatomically correct!
Glen
It's a condition!
Puppeteer
I found shitface here in a graveyard in America, where he nearly ripped my throat apart!
Glen
I was trying to give him a hug!
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Pete Peters
Masturbating Midget?
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Pete Peters
[in glee over the mayhem he sees the dolls causing while he spies on Jennifer]
Oh, God bless the little people!
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Jennifer Tilly
You know, I should have played "Erin Brockovich"; I could have done without the wonderbra.
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[knocks Redman out]
Tiffany
Pig.
[turns to Jennifer Tilly]
Tiffany
And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it."
[holds up a pen and a sheet of paper]
Tiffany
Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? I'm a big fan.
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Jennifer Tilly
[to Redman, unaware that he's been eviscerated by Tiffany]
I'm leaving. You can let yourself out. Oh, and by the way, Redman - drop dead!
[as Jennifer leaves, Redman literally does so]
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[repeated line]
Tiffany
Rome wasn't build in a day, you know.
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[Jennifer screams in horror and runs off]
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[Redman looks confused]
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Joan
You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary!
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Chucky
Paparazzi scumbag!
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Joan
Maybe you should forget the director and fuck the exterminator.
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Chucky
Attaboy, kid... attaboy!
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[after running off a Britney look alike off the road]
Chucky
Oops! I did it again.
[laughs maniacally]
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Jennifer Tilly
Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith!
Joan
In which you would win...
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Chucky
Come to papa!
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Jennifer Tilly
I'm an Oscar-nominee, for God's sake. Now look at me, I'm fucking a puppet.
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Tiffany
She's so wonderful!
Chucky
...You mean HE's so wonderful.
[they both look at Glen]
Glen
Don't look at ME.
[they remove off his pants, revealing ambiguous genitalia]
Tiffany
...Um, see? She's a beautiful girl.
Chucky
W-what are you talking about? That's, uh... my boy.
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Glen
Everything's always about what YOU two want! What about what I want?
Chucky
Um... that's new.
Tiffany
Ok, sweetie? What do YOU want to be?
Glen
Well... I think... I want to be a boy.
Glen
But... being a girl would be nice too. Sometime I feel like a boy... and sometimes I feel like a girl... Hey! Can't I be both?
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Chucky
It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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[Glen hacks off Chucky's left arm making Chucky scream in pain]
Glen
YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, DADDY! ARE YA!
[Glen then hacks off Chucky's right arm making Chucky scream more, Glen then hacks off both of Chucky's legs making Chucky scream harder]
[Glen then decapitates Chucky killing him instantly, Glen goes petrified, drops the ax and breaks down crying]
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Claudia's Mum
Richard! Richard, what was that?
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[Tiffany/Jennifer takes the "Tiffany" doll down from the shelf]
Fulvia
I'm afraid of her.
Tiffany
It's just a doll.
Fulvia
I was talking about Glenda.
Tiffany
Oh. Well, if that's the way you feel, then we'll miss you here.
Fulvia
Thank you. God bless
[Tiffany/Jennifer bashes Fulvia to death with the doll, she then smiles evilly as her eyes turn green]
Tiffany
God bless.
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[first lines]
Claudia
[after opening up her present, observes it]
That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my whole life!
Claudia's Dad
It certainly is. Who sent it?
Claudia's Mum
Ooh, well, that's strange. It doesn't say. Where could it have come from?
Claudia
I don't like it! It's staring at me!
Claudia's Dad
Well, it's probably one of Uncle Arthur's little jokes.
Claudia's Mum
Well, I don't think it's funny at all.
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Tiffany
[sees a picture of Chucky and Glen with Pete Peters bloody carcass, gasps]
What the hell is this? We had an agreement, Chucky! We decided for the sake of our child, WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
Chucky
No, YOU decided, just like YOU decided our son was a girl!
Tiffany
HE IS A GIRL!
Chucky
He is a BOY, goddammit! And he's the most promising killer I have ever seen! You should've been there, Tiff. You would've been so proud of him.
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Glen
I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.
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